Late Show: Top Ten Elf Complaints

Top Ten lists about Christmas by David Letterman Late Show.

10.  Bells on clothing target for jeers at truck stops
9.  Need two pieces of I.D. to buy beer
8.  Santa’s union-busting goons killed a guy last spring
7.  Black elves control the weight room
6.  R&R weekends in Aleutians spoiled by trigger-happy shore patrol
5.  Incredible markup at North Pole 7-11
4.  Workmen’s compensation doesn’t cover “mistletoe-lung”
3.  The Colonel practically runs my life (Sorry, that’s a Elvis complaint)
2.  Dead elves just tossed out on tundra
1.  Santa only invites his favorites to join him in the Jacuzzi