3 Wishes For an Old Lady

A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, just washing the dishes and cleaning up when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.  “You’ve led a long and good life” the genie said, ” So I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes.  Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen, I promise.”
 

The old lady was very surprised and obviously cynical.  Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. “Ok” she said, “turn all those dirty dishes into money.”  With that ‘poof’ and miraculously the dishes had, indeed, turned into a big pile of cash.

“Oh my” said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, “Then perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?” There was another big poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very, very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, “Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?”

Once more there was a big poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man.  Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said “At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!”  The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, “Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet shouldn’t you!”

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