You Might Be a Redneck if…[Part 3]

21.  You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.

22.  There are more than five McDonald’s bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

23.  Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

24.  There is a wasp nest in your living room.

25.  The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

26.  You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

27.  There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

28.  You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

29.  You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

30.  Fewer than half of your cars run.

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