Late Nite Christmas Top 10 List

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS TIPS FROM GENERAL ELECTRIC (from Late Nite with David Letterman)

10.  If one light bulb in your house goes out, replace them all
9.  Flourescent tubes make great Star Wars swords for kids
8.  Blow-dryers can be used to keep food warm
7.  Big corporations shouldn’t commercialize this blessed season by handing out bonuses
6.  Keeping several TVs and radios on alll the time creates a feeling of warmth and intimacy
5.  We heard that Sylvania bulbs give off some kind of poison gas
4.  Same deal with Westinghouse
3.  Electric toothbrushes should be left on all day to keep them loose
2.  A G.E. industrial turbine makes a one-of-a-kind stocking stuffer
1.  Warranties, like greeting cards, should be thrown out