July 27th, 2010

18 Reasons Why Fishing is Better Than Sex

  
18.  You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines…

17.  It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16.  The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing with someone who isn’t your spouse.

15.  If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous.

14.  Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

13.  It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12.  When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don’t have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11.  If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

10.  You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

9.  When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8.  You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7.  You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite co-workers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6.  There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5.  If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4.   Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

 3. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

2.  Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself…

And the number 1 reason Fishing is better than Sex: Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Fished last night!  Is Fishing all you ever think about?”

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